Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

Much like Minecraft, Skyrim is becoming less of a game more of a sandbox for you to create your own games and amuse yourself in. This guy makes good use of a drawbridge and a bunch of naked corpses...

A quick and completely scientific summary of the Occupy protests. Well, the ones that were about the wealth imbalance inherent in capitalist systems, anyway. Monkeys are just so goddamn awesome.

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump. Some people just can't seem to understand that ALL of his pathetic suffering will be commented about on the internet one day - LOL!

Can you move like spiderman? Unlike his previous forray into the world of dance, this one won't make you gay but it may amuse you. It amused me. Not sure whether that was down to his strange moves or the awesome music though...

It's about fecking time i say! The justin Bieber death sequence gets spiced up with a few celebrity cameos and lots more shots to the lesbi-teen's body. To be honest I could probably watch this forever!

Sparing no punches & probably killing any chance of future film work he proved the perfect host & delivered some great put-down jokes at the expense of some of the celebrity elite.

It’s not like Jimmy Savile being a total perv is a surprise to anyone, there was always something creepy about him and his white hair and all that “Now then, now then”. And the internet’s no slacker when it comes to responding.

After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee, it's all part of the service!

A cute blonde songstress topples faster than the Berlin wall, but she manages to play it off pretty well and keep lip sync...I mean, singing

The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies are long, mostly boring and way overstayed their welcome. BUT, don’t worry because you can avoid them while still pretending to your peers that you’ve watched every single minute.