New York City Crazy People Montage

Clearly some of these people are mentally unstable but there is one douchebag who puts his hand in a bin to find a napkin to wipe his mouth with. Thats just moronic.

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

Talk about using up all of your 9 lives in one go - This curious cat is braver than most people. When he saw an alligator, he didn't back down, and came out on top! I wouldn't want to piss this pussy off!

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

It you want to bust some moves at your local club and get noticed then watch this guy - Brent Weinbach demonstrates some new dance moves great for use at the club or at home.

..And Snape had it coming.. -LOL

Whatever the police officer asked the driver to do he did the opposite.

Luke may be a 'Skywalker', but he was a mere charlatan compared to these guys. Look at them, indulging in a four-way while darting about in the air like ninjas with wings. Not something you'd want to do with a hangover though.

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

Think of it as the opposite to snake charming. Making a snake rise out of a bastet, swaying rhythmically as though in a trance is impressive, but not as cool as making it cry out in frustration...

"I wonder what his dick tastes like." said no woman ever to her friends while catcalling a dude from her ride. But that is the world that's explored in this video—it's just a shame it's not the real world.