Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

He might look like the spitting image of Justin bieber and he not have a single pubic hair yet, but this plucky little homeboy can rap with the best of them. Seriously. And to his own beats no less. This kid has a bright future.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

Animation showing how 13 animals raced against one another to get a place in the Zodiac Calendar.

Animal of the day! Even though the stick is too long for the gap between the trees, the dog will not let go. And who blames him? In this economy, we can't just be dropping our possessions.

This whole town gets together once a year and welcomes the train with open uh.. pants. LOL

You can guarantee that if there’s been a new series of Red Dwarf — and there has — then there’s been a new set of smeg ups. aSo here’s 13 minutes of the damn things to get your funny bone tinkling.

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.