Squirrel Jump Fail

I thought this little fella would at least get close but the poor guy has absolutely no skills.

We've seen plenty of burnouts end with a fire but we've never seen one that actually starts with a fire. Rodney Waters HQ sedan goes up in flames right from the start at Kandos. It's crazy insane.

Some how Ryan Kennedy has managed to get all these people to make invites to his birthday party. Just imagine what would happen if he decided to run for president.

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

What's the best weapon in the whole mushroom kingdom? A koopa shell? The Hammer Bros hammers? If you guessed the axe behind Bowser you're on the right track but that's just not imaginitive enough for a psychopathic plumber.

How hard is it to make a rap song without using the letter E? The LA-based rapper spits out lyrics minus that one member of the alphabet and even manages to make the song make sense too. Wll don.

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

If you get car-jacked--although here's hoping you never do--then don't panic because you never know, that hardass g-star with a semi automatic might just be satisfied with some sticky, delicious honey.

If you've got any spare fireworks left over from November the 5th's festivities here's a fun idea: use them to unclog your toilet. By 'unclog' i mean destroy it and spray fecal matter all over your walls. Fun, eh?

At first glance you might not think this cute Canadian would be able to produce urban style farty sounds out of her mouth. You'd be dead wrong. Not only that but she can make farty harmonica music too. Skillz!

This is one of the worst things to have in your basement, really difficult to get rid of once they settle in. Totally worse than an infestation of rats of cockroaches.