Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

Pavarotti didn't just eat all the pies – he ate all the biscuits as well !

Apparently this gathering of overpriced luxury automobiles has broken a world record. I'm not sure exactly which one. Maybe the record the the largest number of teeny tiny penises ever gathered in one place?

Some think she's cute, others are terrified by the mere sight of her. The girl who puts the fan in fanatical, she's a wild eyed stalker that will give you night terrors. Bad times for bunny rabbits...

I wonder if that kid's name is Wilson because that ball seemed to have his name all over it.

When this rotten old life is getting you down and everything around you is crumbling away in the face of forces seemingly beyond your control, what do you do?

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

A small plane comes in for a landing and slams a massive bird that gets stuck on its left wing.

A cunning bit of street magic performed with the aid of actors, gullible members of the public and a little camera trickery. It’s not so interesting when you know how it’s done but you get to laugh at all the people looking baffled.

etflix horror series Stranger Things was an ode to all things 1980s, Stephen King, Spielberg, the hair, the clothes, the bikes. If it found a place in your heart, you’ll be totally stoked at the trailer for Stranger Things season 2.

Having someone cover your song live in front of you must be kinda weird. Especially when the singer is this guy and he’s looking for feedback. Still, miss Swift takes it well and manages to make her criticisms positive.