Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

A short, simple video that achieves the perfect double whammy of an amusing failed attempt at a pull up with the heady delights of a lovely lady in a bra and short shorts. All it needs is a kitten and it'd be the perfect internet video!

It’s a ski boot, but it’s also a brogue! — SkiBrogue — It might not be the immediate fashion combination that comes to mind, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t happen. If you’re brave enough to attempt it!?

With all the repugnant crap that George Lucas has done in terms of cashing in on his past successes, you'd have thought a decent idea like doing a Star Wars manga would have happened by now. Nope. This is a fan project.

Erin Langworthy, an Australian tourist, survived a massive drop into the crocodile-infested Zambezi river. It was a 364 foot drop. Next year she should try something really dangerous, like visiting Detroit.

Everyone is an individual, but some definitely more than others. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is is the result of sticking your hand in a closing elevator and having the doors not open. Super weird.

Everyone's seen the pyramids and the great wall of China. They're totes mainstream. How about some awe inspiring wonders you can behold while maintaining your hipster credentials? You're welcome.

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

Turns out that even a scruffy furball that someone has thrown away can be a great little money spinner if you post some funny pictures of it online. Big thanks to the Cheezburgr network for making this all possible.

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.