Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Sometimes reality is waay stranger than fiction - It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus! Seriously strange stuff!

If you missed the first two installments of Mass Effect or if you just fancy a recap, Dan Bull is here to oblige. Thanks to his lyrical prowess you have no excuses for not being completely up to speed and redy for Mass Effect 3!

Sometimes you just kinda forget what you are doing and get sleepy - This dude manages to curl two large stone blocks once then decides to take a nap. WTF!?

Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !

It's kinda like watching cats falling over or failing to jump a gap. From the look of them they should be the epitome of poise and elegance which just makes it all the more hilarious when they act clumsy and fail.

What a difference a goal makes. All the big names of the game are here, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and…Homer Simpson. It’s probably the only advert some people cream their pants over. AWESOME!!!

She really knows how to work that thing! As far as on air faux pas go, this one is a doozy. Sticking something fairly phallic looking in your mouth while working it rhythmically with your hand is always going to raise an eyebrow.

We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal. Or on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.

Cooking is more about the journey than the destination. Hannah "Harto" Hart invites us into her kitchen as she gets her drink on, gets her drunk on and finally gets her FAIL on as she attempts to make ice cream.

Now this is kinda strange, i'm not sure who is imitating who here? Obvioulsy a baby will crawl, but the dogs behind it are doing it so well that you can only think they have an alterior motive in mind. Weird.