INSANE Acceleration On Speed Boat!

This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you're impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.

This is the touching tale of a kid and his monkey. Wait, that sounded wrong. Anyway, it's cute, but I can't help but think that once this has gone viral, this kid is gonna get ripped on pretty hard at school...

Nicolas Cage has got to a point where he doesn't give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care if the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING!

How comes the dumb ones always get the fun jobs.. - LOL

LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

Cool story bro. Seriously, Cool story. There isn't a single person out there who wouldn't love to make their living robbing banks like this guy, especially after they went and caused the global economic crisis. The bastards.

Well this is gratitude for you, after releasing this baby moose into the wild, it shows its appreciation to its captor by beating the crap out of him. Next time he should make sure he has a tazer to hand.

Everybody loves pizza, and cats are no exception. Cats are the cutest thieves. Some are trying, but some actually succeeded in stealing delicious slice of pizza. It's cute, because it's not your pizza.

When you wre a kid THIS was where it was at. If you never saw the 1984 classic then this will mean less than nothing to you. If you did then you probably have a strange urge to climb aboard and ride him.

This is pretty nasty, maybe Marty should change his name to Oedipus. But I suppose in Marty's defence his mom is pretty hot, I certainly would but then I'm not her son. Dude. Sick!

Politically divided brothers Brad and Dallas Woodhouse were making a Washington Journal appearance on C-SPAN when an unexpected person called into the show to complain. Much to their surprise, the caller was their mom.