Line Drive to Face

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

The special effects master, Freddie Wong, teams up with the epic meal guy to make epic special effects. So you get a storm of guns raining down, planets taking up the sky, and lots of cool cars and helicopters.

How would your week be complete without checking out what stupidity has been going down on Vine, so stop what you're doing and check out this compilation, featuring dogs, people, lamas and Christmas trees.

If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do! Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…

You can see the logic here, Mad Men’s a great show, Walking Dead’s a great show — plus the universal rule that all things can be improved with zombies. Combine the two of them & you have something with double the awesome!

An insane truck driver with a tanker full of gas takes a left turn at full speed causing his semi to drift and nearly tip over. I reckon if he attempted this stunt another thousand times he'd never pull it off again.

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo. Fuck yeah.

If you've ever wondered just how Triumph make their motorbikes, you're probably not about to find out watching this video. I have the distinct impression that this isn't how you make a motorbike at all...

This is like, literally, like, Rachel Zoe literally saying literally, like, literally, all the time. I'm literally going to slice my ears off with her teeth if she says literally one more time.

Let’s all get rich selling our VCRs! Woohoo! Have we got to a point where VCRs are so old now they’ve become antiques worth loads of cash, like some relic from a forgotten age? It’s highly doubtful.

Prepare yourself for extreme EPIC! The sons of evil meat-slaying demons from planet Beef birth a meat baby from a dead bird. Washed down with some breast milk Jack Daniels. M’mmm.