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This is one way to while away the day, load a trolley up with hot girls in bikinis & hit the local sidewalk.Then just dump them off the curb and watch them fall on the hard concrete. Harsh but funny.

As you may already be aware, the Trolololol guy is no more. He died at the age of 77 in St. Petersburg hospital after a stroke. What better way to commemorate the awesomeness he exuded than with a little trolololol.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

Pulling an awesome wheelie is one thing, but doing it right in front of a cop car and peeling away like a bat out of hell when they get the blues and twos going is way more memorable. Dude even managed to get away too! Kudos.

Believe it or not, this is a world record attempt. And Erin O'Keefe and Amy Milano slapped each other a combined 174 times in 15 seconds using 2 slices of pizza. Well done them! They've achieved a great thing, they should be proud.

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

The subway is a pretty dangerous, crazy place, but thankfully the quick reflexes of this conductor saved a life.

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

Sometimes you do things without thinking, sometimes you are just plain dumb! The side-view mirrors should have the following message: Warning, guy who jumps on car is even dumber than he appears. Next time take a bus buddy!

Detroit's famous for producing automobiles & being home to that guy who starred in 8 Mile. While both Eminem & the Motor City have endured plenty of hardships, it didn't stop them from climbing to the top of their game.