Girl's Dance Routine FAIL!

When you have an accident make sure you plan for the future - Bases covered, girls. If the dancing doesn't work, the crutches will be sure to get the guys' attention.

The Smith & Wesson 500 handgun isn't just a gun. It also makes a great juicer. Slow down time and all of a sudden nature becomes very interesting subject matter - Prepare to witness awesomeness in action!

Artificial intelligence is one thing but giving robots the ability to swagger? It's just flying in the face of nature. Playing god. Still, he does look way more pimp that the robots out of the Terminator series. Less scary, but way cooler.

Another angry customer fails at destroying restaurant property. Didn't he see the 'slippery floor' sign?

Sometimes things really have to be seen to be believed. this is one of those times. Could two grown-men giggling and jumping up and down on a seesaw get any more embarrassing? I'm so glad you asked.

Wow! This is totally awesome. One of the greatest ways to hook up with a chick ever. It shows awesome skills and a willingness to commit to a girl in front of your friends and the public. What a BOSS this guy is!

Barcelona-based comedy YouTube channel Marca Blanca reminds us that not all animals are best friends in this funny spoof of Android's popular "Friends Furever" commercial.

Tom Guilmette was locked in a Las Vegas hotel room, so what does he do? The only sane thing he can do, he slows down time like Neo. Treating the world like his Matrix bitch.

Conan takes on the hotly anticipated Wii U game and finds that his favorite part is the sarcastic applause from the losers—and it proves further that Conan really, really needs his own gaming review show, it would be awesome.

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

A collection of some of the most offensive jokes ever uttered. It's no surprise that Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr feature prominently on the list, with multiple entries each. No Sadowitz though?