Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

Drew Bezanson is back at Joyride 150 Bike Park, kicking ass and taking names. Even if you don't know anything about BMX riding, you can appreciate the skill that this kid has.

The Gregory Brothers roll out another superb autotune remix. This one focuses on a totally crazy street lady, yammering on about hooded robbers and how she her daddy 'taught her good'. Yep, confusing & prevy.

The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon explains the meanings behind some of President Obama's many different facial expressions. Like his "Bitch, Please" or the lesser-known facial expressions like the "Heeeeyyyy."

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

Super powerful cars and super hot babes make for a good combo!!

Kids! They write the funniest internet video sketches! To get your vids noticed on YouTube it’s good to have a gimmick. The gimmick for this show is kids pretending to be a salesman and a customer.

Queen Elizabeth II visited the set of Game of Thrones recently when she was on a tour of Ireland, meeting members of the cast and crew but being a total stick in the mud when it came to sitting on the Iron Throne. Boooo.

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

And this time they won't come back and try to kill you as a child! Some scientific brains at the University of Nottingham in the UK put some Cadbury's Creme Eggs through some awesome experiments.