Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

It looks like he learned his debate skills from the great Ric Flair!

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

These are great, they're like a holographic plasticine Itchy & Scratchy, I want them! I could invite my friends round to my place, we could get drunk and place bets on who's going to win!

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

And here we all were thinking she was just the fictitious wife of a seminal character from early arcade gaming history. But no, it seems she's real and hanging out in someone's kitchen. Praise be. (now kill her with fire)

Time to get your pussy looking trim & tight (WTF?) - It only works if your cats not lazy like this one..

This is one of those things that's definitely illegal, even though there's no specific law about it. You'd probably get a ticket for not paying the fare.

It takes a brave pooch to tell the object of your affections that he's doing it ALL wrong - LOL

This is one way to give a dog a belly rub, and just in case you were wondering, no those sounds aren't coming from the dog's mouth—let's hope not anyway, other that dog has bellyache.