Kid Walks Right Through Spinning Hoop

It's good to know your daughter has a real talent. She learned early on that her options for getting her parents' attention were going to be limited to finding a pole to dance on.

Most of us listen to our music on the daily commute through headphones plugged into our smartphone. Not classical pianist HJ Lim, she plugs into a sleek, ergonomic acoustic piano for some downtime on planet music.

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

A nutshot so painful that I'm afraid to watch it twice for fear of becoming sterile. For this dude life will never be the same again - OUCH!

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Hanging out in zero gravity with cats & blowing their tiny feline minds is always fun. Scientific experiments on cats have never been so much fun. Well, except for the cosmetic testing. Nothing's funnier than cats wearing lipstick.

It can be so confusing distinguishing between UK, Great Britain, and England. So probably the best way to do this is by the yellowing of their teeth and how Dickensian their accents are. The teeth come in various shades of yellow.

Animal of the day! Even though the stick is too long for the gap between the trees, the dog will not let go. And who blames him? In this economy, we can't just be dropping our possessions.

When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!

Rapper Mac Lethal breaks down the alphabet in mega-super-fast fashion with his amazing tongue twister rap Alphabet Insanity. Wwords that shoot out of his mouth faster than your ears can hear them.

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.