Rockets On Head, Crotch & Toes

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

Don’t deny it, you know you have. And you loved it. The only problem is CAN you put it into such eloquent words the way this small child seems to be able to do? Something tells me, NO.

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.

Ever seen a dude in a Mini pull a wicked backflip? Watch this and then you can say that you have. It's pretty impressive stuff, even if he did have to tweak the suspension on it a little bit...

This entire video is in Italian, but don't let that worry you as Italian magician Milleaccendini pushes the coke and mentos trick to crazy levels by adding Nutella into the mix and then getting insanely excited about it all.

There’s nothing quite as ‘f#cking’ funny as people with Tourette’s, so what better way to showcase their awesome talents than mashing up a video of them saying ingenious phrases like ‘chicken f#cker’.

Even Bats has to cut loose and hit the town every now and then, ride the subway, meet his public, generally hang about and shout at people in an angry way & joking with the police, buying beef jerky, partying. Good times!

In this multi-cultural day & age how can any American teen fail such an integral subject? It's shocking & makes you loose faith in the youth of today. How can they lead this great nation when they can't even speak its language!?

Just like every boy band, these bats are just egos jostling for attention as they shake their thang to the beat of some flamenco music. Side note, the bats were filmed hanging upside down as normal, and the film flipped.