Epic High-Kicking Soccer Catfight

They all deserve red cards. Not for fighting, of course, but for not ripping their shirts off Brandy Chastain-style before they started kicking each other. Still, it's the best match i've watched during the World Cup :)

How do you make a reporter go insane? Easy, put her in a concert hall while they are doing a soundcheck, works every time! She simply can't get her head around the fact that it's SO LOUD!

One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next an icy finger of death is killing you & all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a uncaring evil biatch!

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

Even scarier than a Jimmy Saville pumpkin and more douchey than a Dane Cook Pumpkin. Yes, there's only one likeness that you should carve into you pumpkin this year if you want to explode the creep factor. David Cameron.

The Village People's gay anthem gets the musicless musicvideo treatment, and the results are as hilarious as always, with the silence punctuated by the occasional squeaky shoe, chorus and fart noises.

There's been quite a few Jaws movies over the years, but has there been enough? These guys don't seem to think so, especailly if we are ever to see the arrival of the Hoverboard from Back to the Future become a reality.

When a knife-wielding thug tries to hold up a betting shop in London, this 75-year-old dude picks up a barstool and starts swinging. Clearly he likes playing when the odds are against him.

The sonic microsampling wizard Pogo does it again with this sublime splicing of Disney’s Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs. Sit back, crank up the volume, go full screen and feel your day get instantly better.

You may think the Lord of the Sith's an evil f#cker; getting his kicks out of torturing his only son & enslaving the galaxy. But did you know he’s kinda cute when he’s ticklish. Bless.

What the ideal body image is in the second decade of the 21st century, might have been seen as hideous 400 years ago. Models of all different body types show how the standard of beauty for women has changed.