Guys Can't Make It Up Down Escalator

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

Just remember that the axe can chop off more than a tree....Humans maybe? - Dad wants to show his kid how it's done and in the process almost kills his wife - WTF!?!

Apparently it's illegal to do a super sweet backflip now? Sure, he should have realised standing on a cop car would get him arrested, but the cops could have at least congratulated him on such a sweet move before they cuffed him.

Crazy DIY inventor Colin Furze is back again with another ridiculously insane (and dangerous) new invention. As you can see in the video above, the jet kart looks bananas and looks like something straight out of Mario Kart.

What will Rémi do next, bring about a fall in unemployment & uniting the disparate lower & middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry and throwing it into oncoming traffic.

Sure, it's probably not much use on the battlefield but I guess it shows they train fairly diligently. If you don't take your eyes away every now and then I'm sure it starts to melt your brain a little...

No we're not establishing a democratic government but talking about the latest Spike Lee film !

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with & never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

Whoa, so MC Hammer was really Emperor Palpatine the whole time?! What a crazy twist.

Weird stuff.. I didn't know you could have sex with books.. WTF?

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.