The Human Can Opener

In less than ten seconds this dude bites enough holes in the top of his can to completely remove the lid.

If you want to wind up the police and walk away scott free, try this trick. All you need is a bottle of water and cojones that are about twelve sizes too big. We can't guarantee that you won't get arrested anyway though.

Chicks & park rides go together like 'Win' & 'Fail' - When you approach the merry-go-round this way, it's actually two rides in one. Take that, one-trick slide!

One minute they can be cute and cuddly balls of adorable fluff and in the blink of an eye they can turn into vicious pigeon hunting ninjas. After eating the pigeon he probably climbed into a hamsterball to look cute again.

Here's something guaranteed to bring light & warmth into what probably is gonna be another cold and depressing festive season of gloom! - Remember: ALWAYS make sure your tree lights are working safely - Happy Xmas :(

I hope you've got a strong stomach because this fail is so spectacular that it may make you a little queasy. Well, if you're not a fan of seeing a back-to-front foot hanging off someone's shin that is...

This is a pretty damn awesome idea. Spot an opportunity, snap some pictures, digitize them, model your artwork with CAD tools, 3d print it then glue it in place. Genius. I want a go at this!

In this funny parody commercial by Barely Political, McDonald's attempts to keep up with the times by rolling out some bold new changes to keep up with the times.

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.