Guy Cant Stop Hitting Himself

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

Werribee Open Range Zoo receives a pair of new gorillas to their park. The public wait with baited breath to see the new residents, but they are in for a slight shock as the apes make monkeys out of them.

I have no idea what is going on here and I'm a little bit afraid. That's how I know that this video is from Japan. There is no way that something this inexplicable could have come from anywhere else.

Probably the most ridiculously manly sport on the entire planet and yet it's relatively unknown. After watching it for a bit you can't help but wonder why other sports like soccer or baseball even bother to exist.

Coppercab of "Gingers do have souls!" fame get his auburn ass remixed into a surprisingly catchy song. Admittedly there are no actual words in it but if it sounds good and you can dance to it, who cares?

You have to admit, Web 2.0 had it coming - This is a fantastic paradoy by 'The Richter Scales' all about corporate control of the virtual space gone wrong - LOL!

Mountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?

Some kid calls a friend's house to hang out, but instead decides to prank the poor kid's mom, who can't find her son. LOL

As if to prove a point that certain elements of the whole Lord of the Rings trillogy are, well lets say, on the gay side, here is final proof that some of you might have been right all along. Queue the YMCA classic song.

This awesomeness was captured at a football match in Turkey. It's possibly the largest trollface ever crafted by man not to mention the coolest thing that has ever happened in a game of soccer.

You'd think that with all the crazy impressive skills this guy has that he would be able to afford to buy himself a slightly larger bicycle? Still, maybe children's bikes are all the rage where he's from...