Sweet Brazilian Shows Off

Is this what it is really like in Brazil? You just turn up to a TV show and just start dancing around in a bikini showing off your body, looks great and sounds waaay to good to be true!?

Another music video from the South African duo and just like the rest of their music videos it's highly likely to leave you thinking "What the hell did I just watch?". If you figure it out, let me know.

From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem.

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

Sure, it's probably not much use on the battlefield but I guess it shows they train fairly diligently. If you don't take your eyes away every now and then I'm sure it starts to melt your brain a little...

Those green pigs and those birds, are they so different after all? Maybe the whole egg stealing thing was just a massive misunderstanding and they were just borrowing them to keep them safe. I’m sure that was it.

Remember the Charlie Bit My Finger video? Well, someone's taken said video and made it all zombie. Finally. So the term Charlie bit me takes on a far more sinister tone as the undead hordes come to devour the flesh of the living.

So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.

Who ever said that Hooters girls had absolutely no talent besides looking hot in flesh-colored leggings? Oh, I guess the reporter right next to her did. Now I remember.

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit building & laugh at her blood-curdling screams of terror. I miss those days!

Absolutely terrifying. Not the caterpillar, but the fact that a scene this bad wasn't left to rot on the cutting room floor. Still, at least it's pretty damn hilarious which makes up for it slightly...