We All NEED A French Maid!

Why is it if you ever get a cleaner they never look like this and they never dress up in a French maid's outfit? Why has adult entertainment lied to us. Instead you'll get a fat looking Snorlax with an attitude problem and a face like a baboon's nutsack.

Epic Tractor Fight

It's the man who puts the act into action, it's the one and only Chiranjeevi! Master of men, slayer of beasts, seducer of wives and driver of tractors! This is what you call awesomely epic, taken from the movie "Alluda Majaka"..

Elf Sim Date II

The sequel to the 2005 game hit! Can you still work with these elf chicks?

Are Teens Practicing Shamanism?

If smoke constantly wafts from your child’s bedroom, smoke that has a funny smell, & they look all glassy eyed and mumble a lot, then they’re probably traversing the astral planes while killing spirit people with their esoteric dancing - WTF!?!

Rubik's Cube Meat Head

If he went to any bar in the world and did this girls would be falling at his feet by the end and also, he would never have to pay for a drink for himself again. Seriously how could they resist such a master?

Just Crossing the Road BRB

And not a single fuck was given that day. Just look at this guy, he must've been living in Vietnam since the 60s and his head's so full of acid that he just doesn't care about the chaos that surrounding him that could easily kill him.

Cute Flora Flaunts

Just because a girl wears glasses doesn't mean she doesn't like to get down to her underwear on camera and show us her curves. And you never know, after the deed she might be up for a CoD death match.

Crazy Frog!

Is this even recognizable as a frog!? Hello next year's Halloween costume!

JetCycle

Is it a jet? Or a motorcycle? It's a JetCycle and to to it all off, it's decked out in the stars and stripes—Murica, fuck yeah!

Massive Virgin Clearout