Ditzy blonde teaches guitar

If there were an award for the "worst teacher on earth" this would be it.

Presidential Paintball Carnage!

It's just a shame they can't substitute paint for high-calibre ammunition in this cool shoot-em-up game, but you'd probably end up killing everyone! - Get the chance to support your favorite presidential candidate and gun the others down with paint.

2 Girls 1 Sub

Playboy salutes lunchtime! In tough economic times, a great fast-food sandwich is a smart way to stretch your paycheck. But can these bargain bites satisfy your hunger? We asked model Kari Nautique and Playboy Playmate Hiromi Oshima to put one sub to the test. Did they like it? You decide.

Manhole pops off from millions of gallons of gushing water

The cars flying down this freeway don't know what kind of crazy water storm they're in for!

Thank Heavens For The Fairer Sex

God's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.

Bubble Babes Battle

Ok, i can see some sort of trend starting here with the first of '30 Seconds of a hot chick' - Two ultimate hotties blowing bubbles at each other for just 30 seconds - Who really cares what they do next, all i know is i will be waiting to watch :)

Barack Obama Gangsta Rap

Yeah, here he is smoking the blunts, hanging with his bitches and generally being a blinged up rap mofo badass. Forget about creating jobs, or sorting out healthcare for all. It's all about creating kickass rap tracks, yo.

Putting a Scorpion Up Your Ass

What did this guy expect? Putting a creature with claws and a sting in its tail up your buttocks isn't going to be a pleasurable experience.

Is this right?

Movie Characters Screaming “NOOoooo!!”

Everyone loves the part in the movie where the camera pans in on a character’s anguished face as they open their mouth wide and scream an ear-piercing “NOOOOO!”. You’d be lying to yourself if you said that you didn’t.